Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...