yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.