Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...