Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...