A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
New Viruses
Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...