Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...