Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...