Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
A few way to handle stress!
Stressed out…try some of these relaxing tidbits 1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...