Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....