Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...