The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...