Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...