Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
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If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...
Phone company’s errors
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A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Fish jokes 02
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New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Emotional extremes
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Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!