Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...