Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...