Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!