You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...