Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...