Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...