The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
8 boys
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine...
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Calling in Sick….
Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.