Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...