Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...