Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
The Real Cinderella Story
The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...