chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
men and beer bottles
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Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...