134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...