Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Truly stupid people 02
Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...