Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery…
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She’s laid on a...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...