The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...