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A drunk orders himself a beer
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Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
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Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by…
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!