A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...