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A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
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George Bernard Shaw
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Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
During the World War II…
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The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
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A Redneck Christmas
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