Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Chain Letter Type lI
Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really,...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...