New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...