Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...