How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
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What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
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Famous Beer Quotes!
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An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
It just kills my appetite
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Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
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No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
How To Satisfy…
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Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...