Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
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GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Men say = Men really mean.
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Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Lease nuclear weapons
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Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about…
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about what?s been going on...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...