How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Unfamiliar with a term
|These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...