Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Good business
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
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A mouse in a minefield!
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Answers To Everything
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George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.