I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...