Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
A wild party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...