Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem…
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...