The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...