Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
Some fishing terms
|Ten common fishing terms explainedCatch and Release – A conservation motion that happens most...
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...