Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
REALLY FUNNY!!
Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...