The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…