Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...