Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...