How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...