A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Why Women Make Less
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute… The feminist was arguing over...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
Married/Single Man Envy Riddle
Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?Each one...