New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
The Bachelor Diet
The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast – Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.