Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...