Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...
Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...